whenever im trying to do anything
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
|me during the summer:||is today wednesday or sunday|
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
what happens if you replace ‘dogs’ with ‘dean winchester’?
When I compare myself to other people, my problems always seem so pathetic.
I read this to Buzz tonight before bed. I’d not read it before…cried so hard I couldn’t read the last line. Buzz was like “dude…really?” and I was all “there’s just something in my eye, go to sleep”.